I was going through my old pictures, and I came across these pictures I took during the last days of work, before the school closed down for summer vacations. And as you know, those days are pretty boring on anyone who's not a student (as students get to stay home)
So, as I was saying, these pictures were taken out of pure boredom. And to satisfy all the Curious Joe's and Jane's out there, I have an entire year and a half's worth of pictures saved. Which I still need to sort out.
As luck would have it, The following pictures turned into a touching and moving story about love, rejection, and renewed friendship. Of course I'm bullshitting! I just made this to pass the time.
Enjoy.
The Trials of Bloopkin the Ugly Monster.
Once upon a time there was an ugly monster called Bloopkin. Now, to make you feel sorry for him (yes, we know it was a him) I'll tell you that his parents died in a donkey-cart crash while escaping his birth village which was being ruled by an evil landlord with big big moustaches (kinda like the Sunny Brothers' - refer to last post)
He had a traumatic childhood, but you don't need to know more about it. It was bad. That is all.
He suffered till he reached his teens, cause everyone knows, that's when the real emotional trauma begins.
Now he was able to work and earn a living for his parents... wait they died... sorry, I meant, earn a living for himself.
As you can see. The first day was horrible for poor Bloopkin. His co-workers made fun of him. They stuck pencils in his head and made him look like the devil himself.
Needless to say, Bloopkin was shattered. He was bullied around like a piece of meat.
Bloopkin vowed when he went home that day, that he will never ever come to work again. He'll run away and hide in a cave. But suddenly, his parents' ghosts appeared in front of him
Bloopkin's Mom: "Work hard, you must!"
Bloopkin's Dad: "Become famous, you will!"
Bloopkin's Mom: "Proud us make will you!"
Bloopkin's Dad: "Listen to your mother, you shall!"
Bloopkin's Mom: "Off to party with Obi-Wan and Yoda... we are!"
And they vanish!
So. With a new resolve Bloopkin wracks his brain to find a solution to his bullying problem. But to no avail.
The next day, he goes to work again, with a firm resolve to make new friends. But, just like yesterday, people bullied him and during lunch, everyone ignored him. One of his colleagues was celebrating his birthday, and everyone except Bloopkin was given cake. Bloopkin ka dil toot gaya.
After the party, the birthday guy felt sorry for bloopkin and called him over to have a little talk with him.
Birthday Guy: "The reason why everyone picks on you might be because of how you look. Maybe if you tried to change the way you look people will like you better.
So Bloopkin took the advice to heart and did his best to change his appearance.
So, as I was saying, these pictures were taken out of pure boredom. And to satisfy all the Curious Joe's and Jane's out there, I have an entire year and a half's worth of pictures saved. Which I still need to sort out.
As luck would have it, The following pictures turned into a touching and moving story about love, rejection, and renewed friendship. Of course I'm bullshitting! I just made this to pass the time.
Enjoy.
The Trials of Bloopkin the Ugly Monster.
Once upon a time there was an ugly monster called Bloopkin. Now, to make you feel sorry for him (yes, we know it was a him) I'll tell you that his parents died in a donkey-cart crash while escaping his birth village which was being ruled by an evil landlord with big big moustaches (kinda like the Sunny Brothers' - refer to last post)
He had a traumatic childhood, but you don't need to know more about it. It was bad. That is all.
He suffered till he reached his teens, cause everyone knows, that's when the real emotional trauma begins.
Now he was able to work and earn a living for his parents... wait they died... sorry, I meant, earn a living for himself.
As you can see. The first day was horrible for poor Bloopkin. His co-workers made fun of him. They stuck pencils in his head and made him look like the devil himself.Needless to say, Bloopkin was shattered. He was bullied around like a piece of meat.
Bloopkin vowed when he went home that day, that he will never ever come to work again. He'll run away and hide in a cave. But suddenly, his parents' ghosts appeared in front of him
Bloopkin's Mom: "Work hard, you must!"
Bloopkin's Dad: "Become famous, you will!"
Bloopkin's Mom: "Proud us make will you!"
Bloopkin's Dad: "Listen to your mother, you shall!"
Bloopkin's Mom: "Off to party with Obi-Wan and Yoda... we are!"
And they vanish!
So. With a new resolve Bloopkin wracks his brain to find a solution to his bullying problem. But to no avail.
The next day, he goes to work again, with a firm resolve to make new friends. But, just like yesterday, people bullied him and during lunch, everyone ignored him. One of his colleagues was celebrating his birthday, and everyone except Bloopkin was given cake. Bloopkin ka dil toot gaya.
After the party, the birthday guy felt sorry for bloopkin and called him over to have a little talk with him.
Birthday Guy: "The reason why everyone picks on you might be because of how you look. Maybe if you tried to change the way you look people will like you better.
So Bloopkin took the advice to heart and did his best to change his appearance.
Bloopkin tried a new look but, when he went to work...
People still laughed at him, and avoided him. This made him cry more. But he was determined to win the approval of his colleagues.
After a number of trial and errors, Bloopkin finally felt like this was the look that would win him all the friends he would ever want.
And the amazing thing is, it did! People started talking to him, and didn't hide from him anymore. Bloopkin was happy. But still, there was an emptiness in his heart. He had no social life. His life revolved around work.
He was confident that one day things will change, and everyone in the office started noticing a change in Bloopkin's personality. Soon, Bloopkin didn't dress fancy anymore, but his confidence never wavered. And his friends stood by his side.
And finally the day came when Bloopkin was invited to his first party ever. And party he did. He made even more friends and even got a few girl's phone numbers.
And so. Bloopkin finally became a known and respected member in his workplace. No one ever called him ugly..... well except his parents who frequently came to his room in the middle of the night with Yoda and gave him confusing bits of advice. Like don't drink toilet water, or bun-kebabs lead to constipation
People still laughed at him, and avoided him. This made him cry more. But he was determined to win the approval of his colleagues.
After a number of trial and errors, Bloopkin finally felt like this was the look that would win him all the friends he would ever want.
And the amazing thing is, it did! People started talking to him, and didn't hide from him anymore. Bloopkin was happy. But still, there was an emptiness in his heart. He had no social life. His life revolved around work.
He was confident that one day things will change, and everyone in the office started noticing a change in Bloopkin's personality. Soon, Bloopkin didn't dress fancy anymore, but his confidence never wavered. And his friends stood by his side.
And finally the day came when Bloopkin was invited to his first party ever. And party he did. He made even more friends and even got a few girl's phone numbers.And so. Bloopkin finally became a known and respected member in his workplace. No one ever called him ugly..... well except his parents who frequently came to his room in the middle of the night with Yoda and gave him confusing bits of advice. Like don't drink toilet water, or bun-kebabs lead to constipation
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