Of The Last Riddle Yet.... Or is It?

What did the Pirate Philosopher say to his Crew?

To Errr is Human, to Arrrr is Pirate

(copied off a T-Shirt I like)

Of Yet Another Riddle

How do Pirates check their e-mail when they are at sea?

They use their G.P.Arrrrr.S. enabled Aye-Phones!

Of Still Another Riddle

How do Pirates check their e-mail when they are on land?

They be using their Computarrrrs!

Of Another Riddle

How do Pirates stay in touch with their loved ones when the are at sea?

They call them up on their Aye-Phones

Of A Riddle

Why are Pirates called Pirates?

Because they just Arrrr!

Of Loneliness

And the doll said:

I'm So Lonely! :'(