The world's most pathetic celebratory event.
This isn't a case of sour grapes, but please! Couples get all sorts of opportunities to celebrate their love for each other. You have week-iversaries, month-iverseries, dates, and hot make-out sessions as it is. Do you honestly need another day to rub it into our single faces?
We should have a S-Day. Singles Day. Where single friends get to embarrass the couples by revealing secrets and deep dark thoughts of one half of the loving couple to the other. Basically one day when couples would hide in their own closets (alone) afraid to even call the other one.
Single people unite! I propose every Feb 21st be an Anti Valentines Day! We will make every happy couple uncomfortable (no, we won't break them up... just make them regret ever rubbing their happiness in our faces)
So spread the word. 21st Feb we make people miserable. Because we all are very very single and very very harami.
10 comments :
yes we are. YES WE ARE!!!
Stumbled upon here by accident. I swear I'm not a potato, but I could just about kill you for your awesome-ness. :D
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@Ali
Spread the word! We ride the unicorns at dawn!
@Thresia
Accident or not, you're staying. And there's enough potato-ness to go around.
@Duckie
(Y) ^_^ (Y)
onice idea but i was thinking something like 'dish the couples week' ... i think long term ganging up on the lovebirds might make a solid impression xD
i be single.. i celebrate.. i want potatoes!!!
@Shinigami-kun
No. See, if it's just one day, then people will realise that V-Day isn't all that great. If we piss off couples every day for a week, they'll retaliate by celebrating V-Day with more fervor than before.
* give a sack full of sentient potatoes to Ali. *
* sentient potatoes infiltrate HQ and kidnap a unicorn *
If only every one knew about the Unicorn..
P.S. Its mine. ALL MINE!!!
@Ali
Sorry, my sentient potatoes have taken over the stable and are currently shipping the Unicorns to me
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