Of A Riddle Courtesy of Shani

What do you expect a Lahori Pirate to drink?

ARRRR. C. Cola

Of A Vengeful Riddle

What is a Pirate's philosophy for revenge?

An Aye for an Aye

Of Another Riddle Courtesy of Amby.

How do you kill a Pirate at Long Range?

You Use a Revolvarrrr

Of A Riddle Courtesy of Amby

How do you kill a Pirate at close range?

You use a Daggarrrrr

Of A Riddle Created Spontaneously

How did the Pirate commit suicide?

He took Arrrsenic.

Of A Riddle Courtesy of Aisha.

What would you say to an agitated Desi Pirate?

Arrrrrram sey raho bahi

Of A Riddle Dreamt at Midnight.

What would have happened if Picasso was kidnapped by Pirates?

Nothing, he'd still be an Arrrrtist.

Of The Last Riddle Yet.... Or is It?

What did the Pirate Philosopher say to his Crew?

To Errr is Human, to Arrrr is Pirate

(copied off a T-Shirt I like)

Of Yet Another Riddle

How do Pirates check their e-mail when they are at sea?

They use their G.P.Arrrrr.S. enabled Aye-Phones!

Of Still Another Riddle

How do Pirates check their e-mail when they are on land?

They be using their Computarrrrs!