Of The Most Idiotic Rule Thus-far

With 90% of the male population being smokers, do you really think the tree is big enough?

Of My Greatest Flaw - Sort Of.

I hold a grudge. I honestly am not a very forgiving person.

That said I won't be able to forgive you if you don't give me a reason to.

Because I know of this flaw of mine if you truly mean anything to me, I'll keep giving you chances. But the longer you piss me off the harder it gets.

So if you've done something horrible and I ask you to do something for me, however simple. Please do not take it lightly. I'd rather have you in my life than hate you for the rest of it.

Technically this post is just for one person, who doesn't even visit this blog. So for all intents and purposes, this is a pointless post.

The rest of you, my faceless readers, don't have the presence necessary that this post apply to you.

Also. Today is a day of silence. In honor of a friend who is no longer with us.

Of My Friends

Sound off if any of you ever lost a friend.

Even after losing so many of them, most of whom I was exceptionally close to, it still hurts.

I don't mind it when distance ends up being the factor. Or when life gets too hectic that we are no longer there for each other like we used to be. I admit it that it hurts like hell, but that's life.

However, I don't like it when we fall apart due to some stupid reason. Forgive and forget? I really hope that is possible even now. You guys, the people I call my friends, aren't just that. You are more.

You are like my family.

You are my family.

Whether you are assholes, or gluttons, or stuck up, or even retarded. I am proud to know each and every one of you. I love you all with all my heart. The reason for my being is because of you.

Being alone scares me. Losing one of you is like having a part of me amputated. And I'll do everything I can, no matter how disgraceful it may be, to keep us together for as long as time allows us. So fuck pride. I have no use for pride if I am all alone at the end.

I want us to grow old together, to be the uncle to your bratty kids, to tell people stories of how much fun we used to have.

I can be unbearable at times, but that should be no reason for us to fall apart.

I love you all.

Of Chichora Self-Portraits

Never give your cellphone to your friends to goof off with. It's a good thing that all my private stuff is well hidden and password locked.

Still that won't stop these people from taking sleazy self-portraits all in the name of checking out the cell's "camera result"

Excuses. Excuses.

This post does not deserve a title. I just had the worst weekend possible. You know the whole soul crushing bonanzas.

I was looking forward to something fun to watch. Everything I watch/read regularly is on break. WTF.

Uni starts next week, something I really am not looking forward to.

Now how the hell would anyone want to write in such conditions.

Random String of Numbers: 49 32 77 69 6C 6C 32 61 6C 77 61 79 73 32 6C 6F 76 65 32 79 6F 75 2C 48 69 6D 65 2E

Old Spice!

Of 27.28.4

You know how some people get their brilliant ideas while in the loo? I get mine when I talk to you. I even came up with this analogy while we were talking last night.

Of Things You Don’t Want To See

While Handling Acid with your Bare Hands

Where the heck did the white power come from.

Of 27.28.3

Name this object correctly in Urdu and English and never again will i flaunt my linguistic superiority in front of you

(i.e. I won’t make fun of you when you say something really stupid)

(Hint: Look Carefully) 

Of My Awesome Webcam (R.I.P.)

People, hailing from the land of Skype (map can be found here) often ask me to turn on my webcam. Not because they’re interested in seeing the person they’re talking to, but rather to confirm I am really a 15 year old blonde Eurasian girl who’s like, totally new to the net and stuff.

For the last year and half, I’ve been using an awesome Creative PC-CAM 900

She’s a beauty isn’t she? It is a multi-purpose cam that had been discontinued for a couple years now. Hence I got it for cheap.

Turns out it was discontinued for a reason. It is terribly glitchy. You literally have to play Dance Dance Revolution on the selector keys just to take a decent picture. So naturally I stuck to the webcam thingy.

First the selection knob gave out. It came down to a point where the slightest pressure would change modes. Scotch Tape to the rescue! Then the USB jack got loose.

So naturally it was time to open it up. This, I did last august.

Since then, I’ve been using it in the following condition, fixed to a Pringle’s can, weighed down with coins. Sadly by the time I got the idea of making a post for this, I’d been trying to fix the camera for a week so you, dear reader, won’t get to see it in it’s natural environment. Sorry.

 

The actual camera. The lens is like a knob. You have to turn it for it to focus properly. How old school yeah?

 

That little bit of copper wire is what kept my awesome camera permanently in webcam mode. Don’t worry, it’s jammed in there, with superglue sealing it in place.

Did anyone notice that the Batsignal is poorly designed? How do you call Batman during the day? Do you dial 1-800-BATMAN?