Of a Nagging Question

So, it's 5:32

As in, the moment I started typing this post.

I can't sleep. I lie in bed and stare at the ceiling while pondering over this oh-so-important question

Why does a pepper shaker have more holes on it than a salt shaker? Why the biasness?

(this seemed apt for this post... somehow)

I even Google-d it up. Didn't find any reason why! Stupid salt shakers.

Also, apparently I'm "awesome" . . . Next time, could you give me a reason as well because I can't remember any awesome thing done by me in the last week. Unless you count snapping that picture with the cat in it...

Highly Irrelevant to my post, but . . . ITS 5:30 AM.. DON'T EXPECT RELEVANCE FROM ME!

Of Spellcheck

For some reason, I don't trust Firefox's spell check.

I mean, I've always had this gut feeling whenever I encounter a wrong spelling or grammar. Yet, Firefox does not assure me. See, if I spell Nostradamus (which is my first time spelling it since I usually call him Noddy) and there's no squiggly red line under it. I will add random letters after it just to check if the spelling is right or not.

Weird huh?

Of Well, Whatever. :-)

I was tricked, decieved, and I was in the company of someone amazing! No, I didn't go to Shahrukh's sister's wedding again (he has 4) Hence this is not about wedding food.

I was supposed to meet a couple of friends at Park Towers, however, they forgot about me and I ended up spending two hours roaming PT and Kothari Parade. But! Roamed alone I did not! I met this wonderful lady who was waiting for her car. (Yes! She was wonderful because she was waiting for her car) If you believed the brackets, you are an idiot!

To the lovely lady who kept me company while I waited for people who would never show up: Thanks. Dunno if you will be able to read it or not, but I had a great time. If possible, I'd love to meet you again sometime soon. I'd love to continue our conversation on Gulzar, Corriander and Sparkplugs! Also, you saved me from pretending to be sparkly shalwar-kameez clad family's adopted brother. For that, I'm eternally thankful.

To the idiots who stood me up: I would have planned horrible ways to torture you for sending me on this wild goose chase, however, I don't care anymore.

To the lovely lady again: Sorry if all of this sounds creepy. Ah well, I had enough chances to creep you out during the last two hours. As for the arm, it's better now. :)

With that, I bid you all farewell.

Today did turn out to be a great day!

Of Deadpool's Skin

YAY! Today I got my Self-Healing Mat! It's the coolest thing ever! I've been busy hacking away at it for the entire day and not a scratch on it.

For those of you who don't know what that is, It's a special type of craft mat that's got one (or both in my case) side covered in a special rubber that glues itself back together after being cut... kinda like Deadpool or Wolverine's skin. Sadly, if you scoop a bit out, more doesn't grow on it's place.

Oh well, what not if a couple of scars to tell tales of a person's (or object's) torture!

Of Bleeding Cakes and Guilt Trips -2

CLICK ME!!

Of Usagi-Chan

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(O.O) *Ribbit!*
(> <)o

Look! A Bunny!! A Bunny who Thinks he's a Frog

Of French

Argh!! I've got an infected throat. There goes my grand plan of sleeping late

I hate the French... them and their kissing! URGH!

Of a Tweet!

Though I left the job yesterday. I still had to go today to substitute for a teacher. Man! I was looking forward to the day off. Anyways, I irritated everyone like usual. Should have seen the look on Afreen's face when I showed up ... again.

She's an interesting character. It's just like they say, elephants are afraid of mice, and I am the mouse here. Heck she's scared of a mop approaching her.

Back on topic. I had told every kid who wanted an autograph to make me a farewell card first. These kids are (generally) Lazy Assholes!! I mean, I asked for a CARD. Not a chit of paper with your names written on it.

Yeah... Look, its a card... NOT!!
FUCK! They don't even know how to spell "Bye Bye"

Though I did get some amazing cards. Most of which were from VI-R whose kids have remained my favourites throughout the two years.

I'll put them up later.

Tomorrow I finally get to sleep late!!

Of A Saga Ended

I QUIT MY JOB

Yeah! I did. Now, I'm like most of you... unemployed. Sad na?

See, I was planning on quitting in March. You know, take a study leave and study for my A2. Sadly, I could not stick to my plan, since people left and right were getting laid off and my bitch of a superior Michael tried to get me fired. So all in all, it felt like an Indiana Jones movie. The music had started in August, the giant rolling ball had started rolling in October and the giant stone door started closing in December.

Hence, I got out. And though I resigned on the 2nd of January, I made sure I irritated everyone till they were actually looking forward to me gone.

Rant on Michael later. Sodden Bitch.

Of Bringing Chaos

For reasons not to be disclosed yet, I arranged a small scavenger hunt for the kids at my school.

I made / found 20 Spiders out of paper.
I got 20 plastic cups and filled them with sweets and wrapped them in cellophane. and wound the top shut with a wire and a paper flower.

(The kids love my paper crafting skillz!)

Then I proceeded to hide them in various places... places that are obviously visible mind (since the kids aren't the brightest of the bunch)

And I gave these brats a few clues where the spiders were hidden.

This was obviously a disaster waiting to happen. And that's exactly what happened. no sooner did I say start, every single kid went running amok. It was like a sea of crazy kids going round and round in circles. You've seen floods on TV right? This was a flood of 3~4 foot tall kids. Running and Screaming.

And usually, at the sight of something this disastrous, I try to herd them together and put them safely behind bars. But! this time around, I just stood in the middle, let them find the 20 spiders and laughed like a maniac.

So, it took like 10 maybe 15 minutes for the chaos to die. But... It. Was. Worth. It.