Of Something You Didn't Expect

So, I guess you all agree that the pirate jokes were enough torture for an entire two weeks. Yes, 14 days, everyday at midnight you'd get to read another Pirate Joke.

Rejoice, there are no more Pirate Jokes.

Happy Birthday Zahra!

Since I don't know your mailing address, I couldn't send you a proper gift. So, I made my readers suffer for two whole weeks just to give you your gift. :)

See, a while back I had the idea of a themed present. Actually I had this idea ever since I got sick and you took the time to send me all those hilarious fever related messages. (At this point, if anyone has any misconceptions as to Zahra's identity, they should be cleared, no?)

Hope you enjoyed going through these jokes as much as I had fun making them and driving people insane - so much so that people started begging me to stop, heck, I even had the following conversation with Aisha today

Me: Ooooo! So are your bangles on the bangle rack all colourful and pretty?
Aisha: Yep! They Arrrrrr...... *gasps*
Me: *snicker*
Aisha: Ayeee Hate You!!! You've filled my mind with useless garbage
(Totally true incident. :D)

Then again, I've already told you about this present a few days ago, so I can end this post with another Pirate Joke.

Q. What did Pirate Zahra say when she read these Jokes?

A. "Arrrrrey Wah!"

Once again, I hope you liked them.

Zabarrrrdast!

Of The Third Riddle Courtesy of Shani

What do people generally think about such Pirate Jokes?

They Arrrr Annoying

Of Another Riddle Courtesy of Shani

What did the Pirate say when he read these jokes?

You Arrrr A Bitch

Of A Riddle Courtesy of Shani

What do you expect a Lahori Pirate to drink?

ARRRR. C. Cola

Of A Vengeful Riddle

What is a Pirate's philosophy for revenge?

An Aye for an Aye

Of Another Riddle Courtesy of Amby.

How do you kill a Pirate at Long Range?

You Use a Revolvarrrr

Of A Riddle Courtesy of Amby

How do you kill a Pirate at close range?

You use a Daggarrrrr

Of A Riddle Created Spontaneously

How did the Pirate commit suicide?

He took Arrrsenic.

Of A Riddle Courtesy of Aisha.

What would you say to an agitated Desi Pirate?

Arrrrrram sey raho bahi

Of A Riddle Dreamt at Midnight.

What would have happened if Picasso was kidnapped by Pirates?

Nothing, he'd still be an Arrrrtist.